"Because it appears to me a hazardous thing to exchange my soul for my shadow. " Adelbert von Chamisso
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Saturday, December 12, 2009
You must remember
Thursday, December 10, 2009
For you
-isms from that "obvious, yet anonymous" teacher we know and love
"Open the blinds you vampires."
Relatedly: "Shut up, Edward."
"Teacher:Can you demonstrate this proper 'squatting procedure'?
Student: You're going to show that you can do it?
Teacher: No. You do it and I'll tell you if I could or not."
"Did you listen to that speech yet? It was killer."
"I thought y'all might want to see this cake I might share with you."
Teacher: Did you just say "mohito"?
Student 1: No. Why would I say mohito?
Teacher: I don't know. It could be the new slang for, like, "a moment ago". Like: "When did this happen?" "Mohito"
LATER
Student 2: No, [other, identical teacher] already knows about mohito. They're the same person.
Teacher: *picks up phone* "[other, identical teacher]. Mohito." *puts down phone*
AS told by a student:
he's like:
"did you know vic chesnutt committed suicide"
i was like "yeah, i did..." [tries to get back to work]
teacher: "dont laugh"
"im not laughing"
teacher: "this is not funny"
"i know, im not laughing"
and i wasn't
he starts to walk away
as he goes into the other room "heartless...heartless [wench]"
Student: How are you today?
Teacher: Well. [typical pause] My heart's still beating.
"You don't understand. You always have two pieces of gum at a time. Always."
"This is wack."
Flight of the Conchords.
Referring to A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man: "'If you think about things, you can understand them.' Indeed, Stephen."
Teacher: *sighs, shakes head* Youth.
[typical pause]
It's wasted on the young.
Student: I KNEW that was coming.
"Otis bewteen Chesnutt and Waters is like a Fluffernutter sandwich on a spelt and millet multigrain skillet bread. I guess it makes sense....Hell, I don't even get Chesnutt, but I enjoy feeling like my spleen is being torn out of my abdomen in a highly literate and poetic way." -in an email
STUDENT 1: Well, I'm supposed to go to a bar mitzvah but I'm totally ditching that.
TEACHER: Is that a mitzvah in a bar?
STUDENT 2: If she had said bat mitzvah you wouldn't have been able to make that joke.
TEACHER: Yeah, then it'd have been a mitzvah in the Bat Cave.
"Gotta git down."
Has he met his match?
B: "I think my daughter could learn things from you."K: "You have a daughter?"
B: "She's 11."
K: "Interesting."
B: "Did you just say interesting?"
K: "Yes."
B: "I like you."
B: "You should go on the trampoline with that s'more. It really enhances the whole experience."
K: "If I did that then I'd see it after I ate it."
B: "It's even better the second time around."
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Falling Round
Do you ever feel like you're in a snow globe? Perhaps on a day like today when the snow swirls past the windows of classrooms making it seem all that more warm inside after the involuntary shiver. Maybe when the flakes blind your windows and beat against the sides of the car as you careen precariously in your warm bubble from place to place. Outside is a toxic place, uninhabitable by humanity. Only mad dashes through the weather can bring you home. The world becomes pockets connected only by modern technology. Your entire world becomes one room, one chair, one window. We huddle to those around us. We are small, insignificant things in the face of the fury of the universe.
That kind of day.
I'm looking through you
Thursday, December 3, 2009
.make it.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Conversation?
I wish the gibberish of banging a keyboard was even more eloquent than the understanding that extreme emotion bubbled over so much in that moment that there was no other way to express it
you know what I think?
23:34M
as a generation (I think I'm going to stop generalizing about my generation). A a person so tied to the internet, including e-mail, IM, facebook and even texting, all forums of immediate publication ond conversation by print, we cannot help but over analyze our motive, emotions and meaning.
by the time I get a thought out in words, no matter how fast I type, it's entirely possible that I have moved on or changed my mind
but it's there, then
23:35K
oh god
23:35M
it's recorded
(you are totally free to ignore this...which is kind of my point, actually)
23:35K
no i liked that and agree
23:36M
haha yeah, but now I'm thinking about ignoring online vs. in real conversation
ok. original point. umm
23:38M
it takes so long, there's no understanding of sarcasm or body language or simple emotions, it's all blow up and apart. people can't help but over think everything. with the speed, even punctuation can be lost leaving interpretation so much more up to the reader.
but even more to my point, I'm not sure where i was going with my original point. I'd moved on by the time I got to the end of it.
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Senryus on the fly:
Monday, November 16, 2009
Stop.Go.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
And yet
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Monday, November 9, 2009
The Window (SP II)
The people passing by the
window.
Some looking in, most
not.
They come by car or on
foot.
They wander past or walk purposefully
on.
Few enter, but those who do change
everything.
With their very
presence.
A smile, a frown, a
tear.
They all go
by.
SP I
05/24/08
A scattered thought
A whisper of a dream
The day pushes onward
Reaching to its end.
But it doesn’t ever end
Even that which must cease:
life, love
Does not.
This is what I know to be true:
There is no point to life
So why bother, right?
Wrong.
Life is for living,
Not preparing to die.
Life is for living,
For dreaming of sky.
Almost Sonnet II
06/28/08
The moon loves you,
and so I do.
The stars cry with joy to see you,
and so I do.
The very sky above would give the world for you,
but that’s not why I love you.
I love you when you do not smile.
I love you because you cry.
I’ve loved you while I’ve hated you,
though I do not know why.
I love you, I love you, I love you.
The world for us is open.
For all the “whys” that cannot fathomed be,
I give you my heart, to break it, feel free.
Always (Part I)
Always spare a tear for what might have been
The silver moonlight across the floor
The golden dreams of all who wake
That gentle knocking at the door
08/28/08
It was one of those days
One of those days that make you write poetry
It rained, of course, but not for long
Not long enough to make it romantic
Not short enough to be trifling
A summer rain
Here and gone again
The whim of the wind
And the announcement went out across
The empty train station
A call for more than just a train
A journey
Of places to be discovered
Battles to be fought
Friends to meet
It may have been an ordinary day
On the surface
But a look at the sky
And the game was up
A day for dreams
Changes
Making things work the way they are
If only met at all
Even ill by moonlight
Something
Anything
happen.
It Will Have Been Forever (Screen Door Slam)
Welcome Home
Beyond the city, there lies the remains of a house. It was an old house. It had resigned itself to ruins long ago and was content in its retirement.
The roof had crumbled, and many of the walls had lost their grip on verticality, but there were trees and sky. Just enough shelter to hide from Hook, and just enough space to command the heavens.
For on any given day this house could hold anywhere within its walls. Bucking ham Palace or Neverland, Narnia, Oz, or even
There was no magic there, at least not as far as anyone could tell. No sightings of fairies, no talking animals. But perhaps that was the point. It wasn’t there unless you saw it.
It called to the young ones, of course, to The Children. Perhaps a reflection of light would lead to investigation, or, following, the wind would bring one to the doorway. They may have never met before, the ones who came. They didn’t need to.
They rarely shared their given names; they each became the role the house asked of them. Edmund, Lucy, Peter, Wendy. They would become whoever was needed that day, even those yet to be named.
The house called to the young, but they aren’t the ones who remember it. That comes later. After they have grown up and moved far away, after they have become “responsible”. That’s when it happens.
Perhaps they will ruin into one another at the party, or see each other across a crowded railway station. The Children find each other once more. They can catch the eye of a stranger and know they have met before. Then they introduce themselves and catch up on life together. They share stories, and find once again the wonder and beauty in the world.
Beyond the city, there lies the remains of a house that on one has ever tried to tear down. And so it sits basking in the sunlight and rainfall and snow cover, waiting. It calls to its Children. And when we are young no longer, it welcomes us home.