"Because it appears to me a hazardous thing to exchange my soul for my shadow. " Adelbert von Chamisso
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Saturday, December 12, 2009
You must remember
Thursday, December 10, 2009
For you
-isms from that "obvious, yet anonymous" teacher we know and love
"Open the blinds you vampires."
Relatedly: "Shut up, Edward."
"Teacher:Can you demonstrate this proper 'squatting procedure'?
Student: You're going to show that you can do it?
Teacher: No. You do it and I'll tell you if I could or not."
"Did you listen to that speech yet? It was killer."
"I thought y'all might want to see this cake I might share with you."
Teacher: Did you just say "mohito"?
Student 1: No. Why would I say mohito?
Teacher: I don't know. It could be the new slang for, like, "a moment ago". Like: "When did this happen?" "Mohito"
LATER
Student 2: No, [other, identical teacher] already knows about mohito. They're the same person.
Teacher: *picks up phone* "[other, identical teacher]. Mohito." *puts down phone*
AS told by a student:
he's like:
"did you know vic chesnutt committed suicide"
i was like "yeah, i did..." [tries to get back to work]
teacher: "dont laugh"
"im not laughing"
teacher: "this is not funny"
"i know, im not laughing"
and i wasn't
he starts to walk away
as he goes into the other room "heartless...heartless [wench]"
Student: How are you today?
Teacher: Well. [typical pause] My heart's still beating.
"You don't understand. You always have two pieces of gum at a time. Always."
"This is wack."
Flight of the Conchords.
Referring to A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man: "'If you think about things, you can understand them.' Indeed, Stephen."
Teacher: *sighs, shakes head* Youth.
[typical pause]
It's wasted on the young.
Student: I KNEW that was coming.
"Otis bewteen Chesnutt and Waters is like a Fluffernutter sandwich on a spelt and millet multigrain skillet bread. I guess it makes sense....Hell, I don't even get Chesnutt, but I enjoy feeling like my spleen is being torn out of my abdomen in a highly literate and poetic way." -in an email
STUDENT 1: Well, I'm supposed to go to a bar mitzvah but I'm totally ditching that.
TEACHER: Is that a mitzvah in a bar?
STUDENT 2: If she had said bat mitzvah you wouldn't have been able to make that joke.
TEACHER: Yeah, then it'd have been a mitzvah in the Bat Cave.
"Gotta git down."
Has he met his match?
B: "I think my daughter could learn things from you."K: "You have a daughter?"
B: "She's 11."
K: "Interesting."
B: "Did you just say interesting?"
K: "Yes."
B: "I like you."
B: "You should go on the trampoline with that s'more. It really enhances the whole experience."
K: "If I did that then I'd see it after I ate it."
B: "It's even better the second time around."
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Falling Round
Do you ever feel like you're in a snow globe? Perhaps on a day like today when the snow swirls past the windows of classrooms making it seem all that more warm inside after the involuntary shiver. Maybe when the flakes blind your windows and beat against the sides of the car as you careen precariously in your warm bubble from place to place. Outside is a toxic place, uninhabitable by humanity. Only mad dashes through the weather can bring you home. The world becomes pockets connected only by modern technology. Your entire world becomes one room, one chair, one window. We huddle to those around us. We are small, insignificant things in the face of the fury of the universe.
That kind of day.
I'm looking through you
Thursday, December 3, 2009
.make it.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Conversation?
I wish the gibberish of banging a keyboard was even more eloquent than the understanding that extreme emotion bubbled over so much in that moment that there was no other way to express it
you know what I think?
23:34M
as a generation (I think I'm going to stop generalizing about my generation). A a person so tied to the internet, including e-mail, IM, facebook and even texting, all forums of immediate publication ond conversation by print, we cannot help but over analyze our motive, emotions and meaning.
by the time I get a thought out in words, no matter how fast I type, it's entirely possible that I have moved on or changed my mind
but it's there, then
23:35K
oh god
23:35M
it's recorded
(you are totally free to ignore this...which is kind of my point, actually)
23:35K
no i liked that and agree
23:36M
haha yeah, but now I'm thinking about ignoring online vs. in real conversation
ok. original point. umm
23:38M
it takes so long, there's no understanding of sarcasm or body language or simple emotions, it's all blow up and apart. people can't help but over think everything. with the speed, even punctuation can be lost leaving interpretation so much more up to the reader.
but even more to my point, I'm not sure where i was going with my original point. I'd moved on by the time I got to the end of it.